LOVEHOG

LOVEHOG was just added to the Foburg Fest Lineup! So here it...

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:52:21 -0500

LOVEHOG was just added to the Foburg Fest Lineup!

So here it goes,

UPSTAIRS AT THE BLUE NILE!! FRIDAY MARCH 12th:::::::

8pm—Lovehog
9pm—King Rey
10pm—A Living Soundtrack
11pm—The Happy Talk Band

GET A LOAD OF THAT!!

Thank you and see you there.

Our personal favorite, Lauren Hemard, will be handing YOU the...

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:39:00 -0500

Our personal favorite, Lauren Hemard, will be handing YOU the honor of being in the presence of her lady vocals friday night. This is a definite must-see. She is even letting a few of us play in her band, isnt that right nice of her? And ole gal Soft Spot on tour from N-Y-C will be uke leggin’ for yall, too.

This SHALT NOT BE MISST!!

Yellow Moon 800 france street 10pm

WWOZ SPRING FUN DRIVE Dearly Beloveds, WWOZ at 90.7 FM is the...

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 22:08:00 -0500

WWOZ SPRING FUN DRIVE

Dearly Beloveds,

WWOZ at 90.7 FM is the local radio heavens here in New Orleans, and the zenith is The Problem Child’s “Blues Breakdown” every Friday afternoon from 2 of the clock till 4, central time. This week, WWOZ has been conducting their biannual fund drive, and yr favorite boyband has been asked to perform for your listening pleasure, and to hopefully glean some pledges. We’re like, totally stoked. Please tune in this Friday sometime during the time aforementioned and listen. We’ll be rapping with The Problem Child and spinning our record and, if you behave until then, we’ll be playing some live, stripped down, never-to-be-heard-elsewise Lovehog tunes, LIVE! IN THE NUDE!!! I MEAN FLESH!!!!!!!

Love,

Hog

P.S.-

Please also be reminded that you can tune in, no matter where you are on the face of the universe, on the wild wild web at www.WWOZ.org (to which you will also be directed by clicking on the photo above). It would behoove you to do so.

Lovehog

Not from last night, but my lentyears resolution is to update...

Sun, 21 Feb 2010 23:34:00 -0500

Not from last night, but my lentyears resolution is to update this thangle every day and i forgot that until just now. I know it is sunday but that doesnt count when you are doing things like this i imagine.

Show last night = EPIC.

Thanks beards.

potato credit: Megan Trosclair (go ahead and click the pitcha)

YOU SEE THESE GUYS? These arent your everyday plain-ass...

Sat, 20 Feb 2010 12:31:43 -0500

YOU SEE THESE GUYS?

These arent your everyday plain-ass bread-bearded men. NOOOOOOOOOOooooooo…..

These men.. have toastbeards. Thats right. TOASTBEARDz.

And we have the honoour of playing with them TONIGHT at the Dragon’s Den.

And YOU have houohorunr of coming to see that shit gone down.

click on their beards for the youtube account.

Show Post Numerous Youknow

Sat, 09 Jan 2010 21:06:00 -0500

So we’re doing this now:

Captain’s Log:

I woke up on the apparent wrong side of bed, specifically, the side that the dog had pissed on. The piss was frozen. I slipped and fell. I fell on the dog. The dog was frozen, and shattered like a party that was drunkenly conceived the night before its alleged date. I couldn’t clean up the piss because I didn’t have a putty knife handy and I didn’t feel like ruining a perfectly good butter knife for that shit. I mean piss. And since there weren’t any ex-girlfriends handy, I let it sit. Shoot me. It was about 7:30, so I put on my leather tux, shotgunned a whiXey, and went to the show. There was a mosh pit. Which I commanded with my psychic gun. And my regular gun. And my shotgun.

INOTHERNEWS:

There is also a show on the 22nd at Hi-Ho Lounge, too, with BoxXx Hunnerds. It’s at 10 and there’s s’posed to be nekked chiX. I dunno. We’re working on it. If you want more info about “the Hi-Ho Lounge” then you should go to their myspace. It’s www.myspace.com/hiholounge. And, also, if you want information about the Box 100’s, too, you can go to www.myspace.com/box100sband. Losers. They’ll never be us. We got a fuckin’ DOT COM AND SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An epic animated feature by Rev. Sonny Brickhouse

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 18:57:09 -0500

An epic animated feature by Rev. Sonny Brickhouse

MURRAY HAMLICORN E’RY BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 15:40:16 -0500

MURRAY HAMLICORN E’RY BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lovehog @ Whiskey DixXx!!!!

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 15:37:02 -0500

Lovehog @ Whiskey DixXx!!!!

TONIGHT

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:06:42 -0500

TONIGHT

YALL GET READY FOR THE RETURN! PARTY TOMORROW WHATEVER.

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:21:55 -0400

YALL GET READY FOR THE RETURN!

PARTY TOMORROW WHATEVER.

thedailywhat: Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of...

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 16:58:34 -0400

thedailywhat:

Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This of the Day: A bunch of kids are sat in a room with a marshmallow and told to wait, alone, for a second one to arrive shortly.

If Stanley Milgram, Philip Zimbardo, and Solomon Asch had a baby together who grew up to be the world’s most sadistic psychologist, even he/she would be unable to conduct this experiment in good conscience.

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Never forget...

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 12:14:00 -0400

We have a show tonight at the HiHo lounge. 10pm and its 5 bux. That is all.

New August/September line-up of Shows that are...

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 11:07:14 -0400

New August/September line-up of Shows that are Happening:

Saturdee, August 22nd- Hi-Ho Lounge with Box 100’s and Live Oaks.

Fridee, September 11th- Hi-Ho Lounge, too, with Green Genes. They’ll be putting out an EEPEE.

Saturdee, September 12th- Whiskey Dix with City Zoo, our new friends.

Houston, we have a problem.

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 11:02:29 -0400

Sorry folks, no One-Star State Minotaur fr yr favorite boyband anymore. Apparently the trend these days is to sleep with everyone in your band except for yr GF (whatever that is) and then cancel shows. Lovehog is fortunate, however, because none of her members even have any genitalia. It’s alright, now, don’t cry. You can still come see us at Hi-Ho Lounge on Saturday, the 22nd. In fact you should. Before somebody gets hurt, please.

Love,

Hog

AMENDMENTS TO SHOWS THAT ARE IN AUGUST

Wed, 12 Aug 2009 19:44:30 -0400

FRIDAY THE 14th of AUGUST- With the Amazing Ass Nuns at Lee’s Circle Bar

and also, too:

THURSDAY THE 20th of AUGUST- With Ernie Banks and Searching for Signal at Walter’s on Washington in beautiful Houston, One Star State… It’s Searching for Signal’s seedy release party. That should be fun.

Video

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 10:49:15 -0400

Shows that are in August and one that is in September

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 14:15:00 -0400

Friday, August 7th at Whiskey Dix on the Avenue with City Zoo - ABSOLUTELY NO COVER AT ALL WHATSOEVER. In other words, you have no excuse.

Saturday, August 22nd at Hi-Ho Lounge with Box 100’s

Friday, September 11th at Hi-Ho Lounge with the Green Genes - Special Commemorative Gala.

Alright, “friends”, you know what to do. As per usual, scantily clad women get more perks than girls in turtle-necks and dudes. Also, we’ll be posting soon with some definite information about a Seedy Release party which should be coming up around one of these months. There is also a TBA charity show at Dragon’s Den that has something to do with New Orleans Partying dot com and somebody who wants money for free, who is apparently backed by people who think they deserve it. We, begrudgingly, are going to have something to do with that. We, of course, will not let you be left in the dark or out in the cold without any direction regarding this event. You will be informed. Dry those eyes. There, that’s better.

Don’t forget, you can always check the myspace.com/lovehog if you need a little more information or if you want to look at pictures of us. There’s a facebook page, too.

holy cow sha-man. You have to see this. Please, please click.

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:04:23 -0400

holy cow sha-man.

You have to see this. Please, please click.

Sorry for the nothingness. You know, you’re always welcome...

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 21:20:23 -0400

Sorry for the nothingness. You know, you’re always welcome to check out our other sites, or even just come over to our houses.

www.myspace.com/lovehog

www.twitter.com/LOVEHOGMUSIC

Ask Kevin Spacey about us. We dare you.

photo credit to Zack Smith