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So we’re doing this now:
Captain’s Log:
I woke up on the apparent wrong side of bed, specifically, the side that the dog had pissed on. The piss was frozen. I slipped and fell. I fell on the dog. The dog was frozen, and shattered like a party that was drunkenly conceived the night before its alleged date. I couldn’t clean up the piss because I didn’t have a putty knife handy and I didn’t feel like ruining a perfectly good butter knife for that shit. I mean piss. And since there weren’t any ex-girlfriends handy, I let it sit. Shoot me. It was about 7:30, so I put on my leather tux, shotgunned a whiXey, and went to the show. There was a mosh pit. Which I commanded with my psychic gun. And my regular gun. And my shotgun.
INOTHERNEWS:
There is also a show on the 22nd at Hi-Ho Lounge, too, with BoxXx Hunnerds. It’s at 10 and there’s s’posed to be nekked chiX. I dunno. We’re working on it. If you want more info about “the Hi-Ho Lounge” then you should go to their myspace. It’s www.myspace.com/hiholounge. And, also, if you want information about the Box 100’s, too, you can go to www.myspace.com/box100sband. Losers. They’ll never be us. We got a fuckin’ DOT COM AND SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
