Houston, we have a problem.
Sorry folks, no One-Star State Minotaur fr yr favorite boyband anymore. Apparently the trend these days is to sleep with everyone in your band except for yr GF (whatever that is) and then cancel shows. Lovehog is fortunate, however, because none of her members even have any genitalia. It’s alright, now, don’t cry. You can still come see us at Hi-Ho Lounge on Saturday, the 22nd. In fact you should. Before somebody gets hurt, please.
Love,
Hog
