YALL GET READY FOR THE RETURN!
PARTY TOMORROW WHATEVER.
LOVEHOG
a real man's band. for the ladies.
Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This of the Day: A bunch of kids are sat in a room with a marshmallow and told to wait, alone, for a second one to arrive shortly.
If Stanley Milgram, Philip Zimbardo, and Solomon Asch had a baby together who grew up to be the world’s most sadistic psychologist, even he/she would be unable to conduct this experiment in good conscience.
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Never forget…
We have a show tonight at the HiHo lounge. 10pm and its 5 bux. That is all.
New August/September line-up of Shows that are Happening:
Saturdee, August 22nd- Hi-Ho Lounge with Box 100’s and Live Oaks.
Fridee, September 11th- Hi-Ho Lounge, too, with Green Genes. They’ll be putting out an EEPEE.
Saturdee, September 12th- Whiskey Dix with City Zoo, our new friends.
Houston, we have a problem.
Sorry folks, no One-Star State Minotaur fr yr favorite boyband anymore. Apparently the trend these days is to sleep with everyone in your band except for yr GF (whatever that is) and then cancel shows. Lovehog is fortunate, however, because none of her members even have any genitalia. It’s alright, now, don’t cry. You can still come see us at Hi-Ho Lounge on Saturday, the 22nd. In fact you should. Before somebody gets hurt, please.
Love,
Hog
AMENDMENTS TO SHOWS THAT ARE IN AUGUST
- FRIDAY THE 14th of AUGUST- With the Amazing Ass Nuns at Lee’s Circle Bar
- THURSDAY THE 20th of AUGUST- With Ernie Banks and Searching for Signal at Walter’s on Washington in beautiful Houston, One Star State… It’s Searching for Signal’s seedy release party. That should be fun.
Shows that are in August and one that is in September
- Friday, August 7th at Whiskey Dix on the Avenue with City Zoo - ABSOLUTELY NO COVER AT ALL WHATSOEVER. In other words, you have no excuse.
- Saturday, August 22nd at Hi-Ho Lounge with Box 100’s
- Friday, September 11th at Hi-Ho Lounge with the Green Genes - Special Commemorative Gala.
Alright, “friends”, you know what to do. As per usual, scantily clad women get more perks than girls in turtle-necks and dudes. Also, we’ll be posting soon with some definite information about a Seedy Release party which should be coming up around one of these months. There is also a TBA charity show at Dragon’s Den that has something to do with New Orleans Partying dot com and somebody who wants money for free, who is apparently backed by people who think they deserve it. We, begrudgingly, are going to have something to do with that. We, of course, will not let you be left in the dark or out in the cold without any direction regarding this event. You will be informed. Dry those eyes. There, that’s better.
Don’t forget, you can always check the myspace.com/lovehog if you need a little more information or if you want to look at pictures of us. There’s a facebook page, too.
holy cow sha-man.
You have to see this. Please, please click.
Sorry for the nothingness. You know, you’re always welcome to check out our other sites, or even just come over to our houses.
Ask Kevin Spacey about us. We dare you.
photo credit to Zack Smith
