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So we’re doing this now:

Captain’s Log:

I woke up on the apparent wrong side of bed, specifically, the side that the dog had pissed on.  The piss was frozen.  I slipped and fell.  I fell on the dog.  The dog was frozen, and shattered like a party that was drunkenly conceived the night before its alleged date.  I couldn’t clean up the piss because I didn’t have a putty knife handy and I didn’t feel like ruining a perfectly good butter knife for that shit.  I mean piss.  And since there weren’t any ex-girlfriends handy, I let it sit.  Shoot me.  It was about 7:30, so I put on my leather tux, shotgunned a whiXey, and went to the show.  There was a mosh pit.  Which I commanded with my psychic gun.  And my regular gun.  And my shotgun.

INOTHERNEWS:

There is also a show on the 22nd at Hi-Ho Lounge, too, with BoxXx Hunnerds.  It’s at 10 and there’s s’posed to be nekked chiX.  I dunno.  We’re working on it.  If you want more info about “the Hi-Ho Lounge” then you should go to their myspace.  It’s www.myspace.com/hiholounge.  And, also, if you want information about the Box 100’s, too, you can go to www.myspace.com/box100sband.  Losers.  They’ll never be us.  We got a fuckin’ DOT COM AND SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An epic animated feature by Rev. Sonny Brickhouse

MURRAY HAMLICORN E’RY BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MURRAY HAMLICORN E’RY BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TONIGHT

TONIGHT

YALL GET READY FOR THE RETURN!
PARTY TOMORROW WHATEVER.

YALL GET READY FOR THE RETURN!

PARTY TOMORROW WHATEVER.

thedailywhat:

Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This of the Day: A bunch of kids are sat in a room with a marshmallow and told to wait, alone, for a second one to arrive shortly.

If Stanley Milgram, Philip Zimbardo, and Solomon Asch had a baby together who grew up to be the world’s most sadistic psychologist, even he/she would be unable to conduct this experiment in good conscience.

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Never forget...

We have a show tonight at the HiHo lounge. 10pm and its 5 bux. That is all.

New August/September line-up of Shows that are Happening:
Saturdee, August 22nd-  Hi-Ho Lounge with Box 100’s and Live Oaks.
Fridee, September 11th- Hi-Ho Lounge, too, with Green Genes.  They’ll be putting out   an EEPEE.
Saturdee, September 12th-  Whiskey Dix with City Zoo, our new friends.

New August/September line-up of Shows that are Happening:

Saturdee, August 22nd-  Hi-Ho Lounge with Box 100’s and Live Oaks.

Fridee, September 11th- Hi-Ho Lounge, too, with Green Genes.  They’ll be putting out   an EEPEE.

Saturdee, September 12th-  Whiskey Dix with City Zoo, our new friends.

Houston, we have a problem.

Sorry folks, no One-Star State Minotaur fr yr favorite boyband anymore.  Apparently the trend these days is to sleep with everyone in your band except for yr GF (whatever that is) and then cancel shows.  Lovehog is fortunate, however, because none of her members even have any genitalia.  It’s alright, now, don’t cry.  You can still come see us at Hi-Ho Lounge on Saturday, the 22nd.  In fact you should.  Before somebody gets hurt, please.

Love,

Hog